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Anna. Twenty Two. New Jersey. I drink wine and watch not enough television.

snorlaxatives:

me usually: horoscopes are pointless and dumb

me when i see a horoscope that makes my sign look good: horoscopes are honestly so true. life works in mysterious ways

I love my skin!

Cashier: *dies at register*
Customer: are you open

misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

Ladies, gents and non-binaries: Stephen Fry, man who possesses the most common sense of any human on earth.

tifablog:

i-c-how-it-is:

thollukthcaptor:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

dare4more:

I literally just went from aw to wtf.

NO BUT THIS IS WHY I LOVE LAIKA THO,

there was this big uproar over a character from paranormal being gay, so what do they do? next movie, they make a commercial that THROWS THE GAY IN YOUR FACE. They’re literally not being subtle at all about their queer representation and I fucking love them for it

Throw the gay in your face is perhaps the best thing I’ve heard all week.

Dude, I’ve seen this movie since it was released early in my country (Mexico) AND IT IS JAWDROPPING AMAZING!!! PLEASE WATCH THIS MOVIE YOU WON’T REGRET IT!!!! STAY FOR THE POST MOVIE CREDITS!!!! IT WILL BLOW YOU AWAY!!!

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit