Anna. Twenty One. New Jersey. Just a happy girl and that is all you need to know. Oh Batman and Sherlock
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Your mind is the scene of the crime.
thewaywardfox:
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
javaddward:
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
steelplatedhearts:
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
miucciapet:
i’m in a love triangle with me myself and i
what a girl says: i'm fine
what she means: old sport
  
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